About
You want to know more about me? Well here's a list of useless information fun facts to satisfy your inquiring mind:
I...
- pet bees.
- eat buttercups.
- love shiny things. This includes swords and ninja throwing stars.
- have never met a horse I didn't love. The feeling is not always mutual.
- will act out scenes from old SNL episodes for food compensation. (The same goes for Monty Python)
- was a paranormal investigator.
- love the smell of new tires.
- will always pick Pour Some Sugar on Me when singing Karaoke.
- always have streetlights go out when I drive past them...weird.
- can not be in a room with a pet bird without getting bit.
- love wearing wigs and extensions.
- have had five near death experiences.
- do not have an appendage that wasn't stitched, stapled, or mended in some way.
- have created theme songs for each of my three dogs.
- have run over (with my car) two different cell phones on separate occasions. A third was dropped in a toilet.
- own a piano, but don't know how to play.
- will drink milk out of the jug when no one is looking.